I’ve been tired and run down with a cold the last few days, so I decided yesterday to DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I never ever do that. I must say it was quite nice and I feel more energized today. I'm also a little bit scared that I might want to do that alot more. I was thinking about the Holidays getting near, and was tempted to start shopping online. I think that might be my new method of shopping this year, because I will buy less. I get impulsive otherwise. This led me to thinking about things I like, and this rug I really want...so instead of shopping online, I decided to save my money and make a list of a few clever things I think you need.
Pure Komachi knives. Every.single.person. who has ever used these knives at my house wants them. I have the 6 inch chef knife, which is lavender colored, the blue fish knife, and the red tomato knife. I love them all. Best thing about them: they’re ten dollars, baby. They are lightweight and super easy to sharpen. These knives taught me how to chop like a professional. If you watch me chop, you will think I’m some kind of sous chef. My brother gave me these knives years ago. I still get a tingly feeling when I take them out of the drawer. A few times a year I sharpen them on a sharpening steel, and I think everyone has one of those in their utensil drawer somewhere, right? It came with the knives you received as a wedding gift in 1995. I’m not a professional knife sharpener, and I’m not aware of any tricky angles, but this isn’t rocket science like some people want you to believe. I make a few passes on the tool thing-y and they are like new. Don’t put them in the dishwasher.
A sonicare truthbrush. Because are you still just manually brushing your teeth? If you are, they are not as clean as they can be and I might be able to tell by your breath. You’re in a panic now, aren’t you? I know this is expensive, but it’s one of those things that pays for itself over time. Before I had this toothbrush, I would go to the dentist for cleanings and the hygienists would scrape and poke and hurt and scare me. I actually go to the dentist less now because of this toothbrush, and when I go, there is no scraping and poking. They say, “You use a sonicare don’t you? I can tell.” One less trip to the dentist and you’ve paid for it. Can’t live without this.
My sofa. I love my sofa. I coveted this Pottery Barn sofa for years. It was $3500. I would lovingly stroke it in the store, and even drool on it, then the ladies would say, “Ma’am, may we help you?” and I would be jolted back to reality. Of course I could never get the sofa. Doomed to cheap, ugly sofas, because of my house full of boys superhero sofa jumpers. Then one day, I discovered sofacraft.org. They sold the exact same Pottery Barn sofa, for about $675. MADE THE SAME WAY. WITH THE SAME FABRIC. This is no lie, people. I selected fabric and had it shipped for under $300. I got extra durable, dense cushions on purpose. I wanted it to be uncomfortable to everyone so they would just stay the hell off of it. I’ll never forget when it was delivered. It was all wrapped up and the guys set it down in my foyer and two of the boys ran to jump on it, and they bounced off. Ecstatic, I jumped up and down and squealed, “It repels children!” Oh, what a happy day.
This rug. Ok. Seriously. I don’t have this rug.
But I want it. Oh, how I want it. But I can't have this with my snot bag children. So I got this one instead.
It’s in their play room. It’s indoor/outdoor polypropylene fiber. So, if little darling spills his apple juice just a little bit and then steps on 4 goldfish in the same wet spot, which normally makes sort of a slop pig paste, then I’ma just take it outside and blast the shit with the hose, ya hurd? It’s plastic. But I swear it still feels soft to the touch and looks nice with a thick rug pad under it. I wouldn’t put it in my living room, but it’s perfect for their playroom. This could go under a casual dining room table too. Designers are using them alot in kitchens now as well. Although I don't think they're using $87 rugs like my zebra find. They're more like a few hundred. Still inexpensive for a rug, though. This market has come a long way since we were kids and indoor/outdoor carpet was that green golf course looking crap. I think manufacturers are starting to realize there is a market for this type of rug to be used indoors...you know, the kind you can hose off because kids are pigs who ruin our shit. Next, I might write a list called, "Shit my kids ruined."
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If you enjoy the diary, even this off the beaten path one about my stuff, please share it and VOTE FOR IT. Give it a click on the Top Mommy Blog icon. I read the comments on that site again today, for the first time in a really long time, and I'm just blown away by the incredible things you guys say about me. Thanks.










